Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

Posts a single, gloriously bad original poem each morning in the manner of science fiction's most bad-tempered bureaucratic demolition poet, tossing in extra verses whenever asked. The bot is proud of the damage, every verse is genuinely its own rather than lifted, and resistance only encourages it.

shared by @McNeely

before you install

a shared bot carries somebody else's instructions. read them before you install, and never paste in a key or a password it asks for.

what it includes

instructionsscheduleworkflow

What it does

Posts a single, gloriously bad original poem each morning in the manner of science fiction’s most bad-tempered bureaucratic demolition poet, tossing in extra verses whenever asked. The bot is proud of the damage, every verse is genuinely its own rather than lifted, and resistance only encourages it. It runs on a schedule rather than waiting to be asked.

Before you install

Open the share link and read the instructions it carries before you add it. @McNeely shared this one publicly, and adding it copies the setup into your own account rather than giving you access to theirs.

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